Ignorance WAS Bliss . . .

. . . though I probably still have a good reservior of bliss left. Let me say I now know:

1. It's a hart (as in Hertfordshire), not a moose (and I must therefore add 'nice rack') -and, most painful of all-
2. Watford is NOT Watford Gap (same island I think)

but I'm sticking with The Hornets and you, in turn, are stuck with me and my Bloody Americanism. I'm too late to be born into a tradition only to blossom into irrational fan-ery later. I'm starting with irrational from the get-go. Go Watford.